Some of our opponents believe gays don’t want to marry. No, we simply want to destroy marriage so that nothing stands in the way of our “particular way of having sex.”
Try and make sense of that, if you can. (I tried writing something to make fun of it, but it transcends parody.)
The real problem with these delusionoids is that they simply can’t imagine two men in a romantic — not sexual, but romantic — situation. Something as natural as a couple guys having fun on a date? Utterly foreign to them.
So here’s a video of an early date I had with Will. We’d met a few weeks earlier, and this was our first all-day date. We went to the Long Beach Aquarium. I’m afraid I come off as a bit of a jerk, but it’s easy to see why I fell for this man and how natural our connection was, even when we barely knew each other.
I can’t watch the video yet as my new computer doesn’t have a working soundcard (WTF?) and the one I bought last week is stuck in the post (UPS is the postal company that doesn’t deliver – both literally and metaphorically). However when I saw your comment about coming off as a bit of a jerk my immediate reaction was “wow, Will’s worked wonders since then.”
Having now finally watched the video…
Will, if you thought those shark jaws (the ones you put your head into) were big, you should check out Megalodon – a shark around fifteen times the size of Tyrannosaurus Rex, with teeth the size of your hand and jaws which, when fully opened, you could walk through without needing to bend over.
How the heck would marriage enable us a “particular way of having sex”? Cute video. Bob and I still have days like that after 35 years together.