Sarah Palin and Her Mysterious Pronouns

I know why Sarah Palin never seems to say anything when she talks.  Here’s the full text from her new SarahPac video.  I’ve highlighted every time she uses a blind pronoun, one that doesn’t specify what or who she’s talking about.

This year will be remembered as the year when common-sense conservative women get things done for our country.  All across this country women are standing up and speaking out for common sense solutions.  These policies coming out of Washington DC right now, this fundamental transformation of America.  Whoa, a lot of women who are very concerned about their kids’ futures, saying, “We don’t like this fundamental transformation, and we‘re going to do something about it.”  It seems like it‘s kind of a “Mom Awakening” in the last year and a half, where women are rising up and saying, “No, we‘ve had enough already,”  because Moms kind of just know when something‘s wrong.  There in Alaska I always think of the Mama Grizzly bears that rise up on their hind legs when somebody’s coming to attack their cubs, to do something adverse to their cubs.  If you thought pit bulls were tough, well, you don’t want to mess with the Mama Grizzlies.

And that’s what we‘re seeing with all these women who are banding together, rising up, saying, “No, this isn’t right for our kids and for our grandkids, and we‘re going to something about this.  We‘re going to turn this thing around.  We‘re going to get our country back on the right track no matter what it takes to respect the will of the people.  Look out Washington, because there’s a whole stampede of Pink Elephants crossing the line and the ETA stampeding through is November 2,  2010.  Lotta women coming together.

By the way, Sarah must really love those grizzlies — she keeps the skin of one in her office!