I have a blog filter that catches spam comments, but I do review them before deleting them permanently. I’ve long meant to start collecting the strangest ones (and they do get strange). This, however, is in a league of its own (I would not recommend clicking on the links).
HELP! I’m currently being held prisoner by the Russian mafia xyzrxyz penis enlargement xyzrxyz and being forced to post spam comments on blogs! If you don’t approve this they will kill me. xyzrxyz penis enlargement xyzrxyz They’re coming back now. Please send help!
Do we need to mount a rescue project?
“Mount” a rescue project?
Even though I don’t want to encourage spam I’ve got to admit this one’s creative. But it’s just like incredibly creative commercials. No matter how much I enjoy them and appreciate the thought put into them I’m still not going to buy Old Spice.
What, exactly, does the Russian mafia want with this guy, anyway?
You want to talk spam? I got an email the other day from my decades-estranged biological father. It turns out his account had been hacked (the message was a solicitation to purchase rebuilt electronics from Korea), but seeing his name in my inbox was enough to incite a minor panic. I hate spam…
Don’t they useually have viruses in them?
Still funny ina weird way.